The World of Work

Just pause for a little laughter and keep the doctor away!

How about squeezing some fun out of your work?

 

·         Work is important; it's what we do for living. But at times, it can be mundane, stressful or boring. Undeniably, work has its own share of fun and a bit of something to sulk about.

·         I don't think most of my coworkers would be that much different if they became actual zombies.

·         I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work.

·         Please let me know if that work I spent sleepless nights on was good enough for you to take credit for.

·         I love pretending I have the courage to quit my job.

·         Let's discuss the company's health benefits during our smoke break.

·         A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.

·         If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.

·         If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.

·         Hmmm..!  If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.