Just pause for a little laughter and keep the
doctor away!
How about squeezing some fun out of your
work?
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Work is important; it's what we do for living.
But at times, it can be mundane, stressful or boring. Undeniably, work has its
own share of fun and a bit of something to sulk about.
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I don't think most of my coworkers would be that
much different if they became actual zombies.
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I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you
to have to do your own work.
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Please let me know if that work I spent
sleepless nights on was good enough for you to take credit for.
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I love pretending I have the courage to quit my
job.
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Let's discuss the company's health benefits
during our smoke break.
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A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or
Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
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If hard work is the key to success, most people
would rather pick the lock.
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If A equals success, then the formula is A = X +
Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
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Hmmm..! If
you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet!
They're about to announce the lottery numbers.